Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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