Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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