honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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