we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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