As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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