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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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