Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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