We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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