glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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