ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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