My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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