is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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