Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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