just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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