Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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