i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are all done wearing pants today
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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