yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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