i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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