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i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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