I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
i think my cat just said my name.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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