He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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