whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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