i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
