if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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