playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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