let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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