We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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