I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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