it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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