You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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