remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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