I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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