But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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