awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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