so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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