Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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