Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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