I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
pray to the hookup gods
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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