Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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