Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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