If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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