drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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