I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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