What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The adults are the big ones right?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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