So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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she told me i tasted like america
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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