Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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