Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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