If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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