Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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