And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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