I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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