your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's like iHOP with fire
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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