You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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