He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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